what color are you this valentines day?

i've came accross a blog while browsing the net today. it has suggestions about the color of shirt we should wear during this valentines day.

Wear WHITE if you are SINGLE AND LOOKING

Wear GRAY if you are NOT INTERESTED IN RELATIONSHIPS/ COMMITMENTS

Wear RED if you are COMMITTED AND HAPPY

Wear BROWN if you are COMMITTED BUT YOU WANT OUT

Wear BLUE if you are IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIEND/LIKE SOMEONE IN THE OFFICE

Wear YELLOW if you are DATING/INLOVE BUT NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP

Wear GREEN if you are in a 3RD PARTY RELATIONSHIP

Wear BLACK if you are BROKENHEARTED


Wear STRIPES if you have MORE THAN ONE RELATIONSHIP


Wear PINK if you are in SAME SEX RELATIONSHIP

Wear ORANGE if you DIDN'T HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP SINCE BIRTH

accidentally i'm wearing white right now! i should've read this earlier because i want to wear orange!

what's your color?