Monday, September 20, 2010

Penis Captivus

I’m not obsessed with this “Vaginal Lock” thingy okay but I remember reading this in FHM few months back. I checked some of my copies and I found it under the issue where Ms. Angel Locsin (May 2010) is the cover. It was discussed under the section about The Paranoiac’s Guide To Sex. Here’s the entry discussing penis captivus.


My dick-could it ever get locked in her vagina?

It could well be every philanderer’s worst fear: a woman’s pudendum doing too much muscle contraction, thereby letting out a strong, deadly grip on one’s shaft. But luckily for us, whether this is something that occurs beyond horror scribe’s mind is yet undetermined. Local tabloid news reports are scarce, if nonexistent at all, and-save for few forumers claiming it happened to someone in their neighborhood and a dubious report on weir news site Ananova.com-the Internet offers every little help. Talks of this often go way back to 1894, when medical journal reported one such incidence, but the myth-busters over at Snopes.com classify it as a hoax. Dr. Marie Victoria Cruz-Javier, a fellow at the Philippine’s Society of Obstetritics and Gynecology and a consultant at St. Luke’s Medical Center Quezon City and Global City, has never encountered a strange situation herself. “[But] there is such as ‘vaginismus’, which is a condition wherein the vagina contracts excessively during intimacy thereby not allowing entry of penis,” she says. “However, it does not really ‘captivate’ the penis. Most often, the sexual act is not accomplished due to the woman’s pain and anxiety.”



There you go. So it’s very unlikely that it happened to Shaina and John Lloyd! Gossip mongers will always have bad things to say eh? Don’t get me wrong though, the term “vaginal lock” seems epic to me.

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